Dinner with the beautiful young secretary
A business man tiptoes through his house at 4:00AM being careful trying not to wake his sleeping wife, but to no avail.
He stumbles on a chair, only to hear his wife waking up asking at the top of her voice “Where in god’s name have you been?”
Uncomfortably he looks at her, and says:
“OK, I confess. I took my young beautiful secretary to a restaurant and before I knew it, one thing led to another……”
“Stop lying”, she interrupted him, “YOU’VE BEEN PLAYING BRIDGE!”