Once there was a married couple they hated each other. They met another couple that also hated each other. One night they all sat down and invented bridge….”
The bride came down the aisle, and when she reached the altar, she saw the groom with a deck ofbridge cards in his tuxedo pocket.
She said, “Darling, what are your bridge cards doing here?”
He looked her right in the eye and said, “This isn’t going to take all day, is it?”
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does notstop until you sit at the bridge table.
“Let’s have a friendly game of cards.”
“No, let’s play bridge.”