Four older ladies are sitting around playing bridge.
The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac, but don’t worry, I have never stolen from you and I never will, we have been friends for too long.”
The second lady says, “Well, since we are having true confessions here, I must get something off my chest too. I am a nymphomaniac but don’t worry, I have never made a play for your husbands, they don’t interest me and never will, we have been friends for too long.”
“Well,” says the third lady, “I, too must confess to something. I am a lesbian but do not worry, I will not bother you. You are not my type and we have been friends too long for me to ruin our friendship.”
The fourth lady stands up and says’ “I have a confession to make also. I am an compulsive gossiper and I have to make some phone calls right away.”