Source: CALOUNDRA BRIDGE CLUB
Why is Bridge Better than Sex?
1. There are no bridge-transmitted diseases (except the compulsion to play more bridge).
2. It is perfectly acceptable to play bridge with a total stranger.
3. Nobody expects you to keep the same partner for the rest of your life.
4. Partner doesn’t become upset about people you played bridge with long ago.
5. Your partner will never say, «Not again! We just played bridge last week. Is that all you ever think about?» Oops … maybe they will!
6. You don’t have to hide your bridge magazines.
7. It is perfectly acceptable to hire a pro to play bridge with you once in a while.
8. Need more…find more reasons in Bridge-Guys