Bridge & Humor: Quotes from the VU-Graph

Source: 26th BERMUDA BOWL Stockholm 1983 (ecatsbridge.com) as recorded by B.K.Boswell

All comments are by Edgar Kaplan.

There are wicked people in this world who would falsecard with that queen of diamonds to lure declarer to his destruction. Of course Belladonna would never do that.

He’s executing a sort of interesting squeeze where declarer has all the rest, so the opponents can’t hold on to any of their winners.

It’s one of those hands where every time you’ re on lead, it costs you a trick, Of course, if you were never on lead, it would cost more.

You’d think that with, a complete yarborough you would be saved the indignity of a squeezers. But in fact dummy, in spite of holding no high cards, was well squeezed.

Fast’s overcall will probably have the usual result of a weak overcall it pushes the opponents too high and then tells them how to make it.

Two clubs has been made exactly by the defenders.

In spite of their artificial systems, the New Zealand pairs make many natural bids — about four or five each session.

He led fifth best from his second longest.

You can’t be absolutely sure all trumps are drawn until you play one and both defenders show out.

The only thing wrong with the three notrump contract was that there were three, cards offside — all aces.

The bid presupposes a fit with partner’s spades. Trouble is partner doesn’t have a suit to fit with.

Does anyone want to guess which suit will be bid most on this auction?

This auction came in like a lion and went out like a lamb.

This hand represents a triumph of inaccuracy.

As long as the king is in the same place at the other table, you don’t have to worry. It’s when the king jumps from the West hand to the East hand that you must be concerned.

MAS DEL MISMO AUTOR

Test: Setting Trick I

Partner leads H9, likely top of 3 small, since she has raised hearts. You win...

Counting the Opponents’ Distribution by Patrick Jourdain

Bridge is a game of deduction, judgment and memory. Memory improves with practice, judgment improves if you learn from experience. But deduction is

When in Doubt Run the Long Suit by Eric Kokish

Although the late Hugh Kelsey of Scotland was one of the best bridge writers ever, his largely practical... Foto: Eric Kokish & Nader Hanna

Mr. Dale Counts cards and Comes Up with Right Total By E. Blackwood

Counting a hand as it develops will often enable you to avoid a losing finesse and to follow another line of play which is absolutely certain of success.

Opatija 2015: Put Yourself to the Test III

A Potpourri of Problems from Bulletin 4

Franck Riehm elected as WBF President

The World Bridge Federation is pleased to announce the...

1st South American Online Mixed Teams Championship

All players belonging to any NBO affiliated to the WBF are welcome!

I Brazilian Online Bridge Festival 2020

Some of the best players in the world are Brazilians, and some of the most enthusiastic players too! Our Brazilian Online Festival has appeal to players of all levels. Your team will play in a friendly but competitive atmosphere, with very well-organized scoring and experienced Directors to ensure a pleasant experience for all.

WBF Robot Tournaments

Come and join the competition through our Providers, BBO, Funbridge and Ourgame, all offering you this great opportunity – we look forward to some challenging tournaments!”

The Endplay

An endplay (also throw-in), in bridge, is a tactical play where a defender is put on lead at a strategic moment, and then has to make a play that loses one or more tricks.

The Scissors Coup by John Brown

Scissors coup (or, Scissor coup, ) is a type of coup in bridge, so named because it cuts communications between defenders.

World Bridge Federation – Youth

The Championship is open to all players born on or after 1st January 1992 (Juniors & Girls) or born on or after 1st January 1997 (Youngsters) or born on or after 1st January 2002 (Kids) in good standing with their own NBOs.

Prevent a Ruff by Jon Brown

West led his singleton club, which dummy's king won. South read the lead as a singleton.

RELACIONADOS

CATEGORIAS POPULARES