Source: Oum Le Dauphin Blanc
Four Catholic ladies are playing bridge. After a break they are discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, ‘My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him «Father».
The second Catholic woman chirps, ‘Well, my son is an Archbishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, «Your Grace».
The third Catholic woman says smugly, ‘Well, not to put you down, but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, «Your Eminence».
The first three women give her this subtle ‘Well…?
She replies, ‘My son is a gorgeous, 6’4″, hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, «Oh, my God…»