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Between the Thumb and the Index
by Bernard Marcoux, Ste-Adèle
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The exercise is
routine, and the actions always the same, that lead each time to
this recognizable and desired condition: your middle and third
fingers placed on top of the plastic case, the thumb slips under
the 13 cards captive of their thin sheath, the index puts
pressure on the top of the pack, and the index finger and the
thumb, in perfect harmony, in two equal and successive
tractions, draw the cards of the first board.
The opposable thumb,
what a wonder! Has human being been created so they can easily
draw cards from boards and play bridge?
At the same time you
access this state, desired, anticipated, each time welcomed,
this peace, this silence in your soul and your mind, this
seriousness similar to that of children playing a game, or
adults making love, this gravity before experiencing a deep
pleasure.
You hear nothing, a
protective bubble surrounds you and protects you from the world
and its hype, while you place your 13 cards in colors,
alternating red and black (but not necessarily spades, hearts,
diamonds, clubs), the highest card on the left and the others
down to the right.
You count your points
at the same time, quickly, without going into details, and your
distribution in the same way.
Once the cards
are placed (how many hundreds of thousands of times have you
repeated the same gestures for so many years?), you close your
cards, then reopen them, deliberately, allowing the same regular
intervals between them.
This time, you count
your points accurately, make a provisional statement of your
losers and take note of your distribution. Then, cards placed in
a fan shape, held gently at the base of the fan between the
thumb and the index finger of the left hand, you cross your
right leg over the left and you wait for the beginning of the
auction.
In anticipation, you
look around a bit, who is and who is not there, but this
panoramic traveling doesn’t distract you. It is one of those
rituals immutable, inevitable, these gestures repeated at the
beginning of each session, that carry you.... elsewhere.
What is this
place where you find yourself, because you're really in a place,
but not palpable, non-localizable? You can talk to opponents,
make jokes, talk with your partner, but you never leave this
place, this space outside of time that you find each time you
begin a bridge session.
At the beginning of
the session, the gods of the bridge send you a 3nt hand, only to
see if you are awake. The lead is a small spade. The view of
dummy immediately brings a smile to your lips.
Dummy
AJx
Kxxx
AKxxx
A
You
Q10x
Axx
10
QJ10xxx
You immediately recognize the theme. You score +430 and notice
that, played from your side, the contract will surely fail if
declarer is not fully awake. You know them, they won’t plan
ahead and will probably go down.
A bit later, you again play 3nt.
Dummy
Q109x
AKJ8
AQx
8x
You
AKx
6x
7xx
AJ7xx
The lead is the 9 of hearts. 7 sure tricks. Where can you find
the 2 others?
In spades maybe, or with the diamond finesse. But you don’t
want to commit yourself too early. When you don’t know how to
play a hand, it is sometimes indicated to let the opponents play
for you. Here, you just have to cover the 9 of hearts with the
Jack, and East will be in.
East wins with the Queen and thinks for a long time. He can’t
play back a heart nor a diamond nor a spade : he will each time
give you a trick. He should then play a club, dummy’s
weakness. But he surprises you a lot when he plays back a spade
! Why not a club ?
You duck and dummy’s 9 wins the trick. You then play club
yourself and East plays the Queen : is she singleton ? Maybe
that is the reason East didn’t play a club at the trick before.
You duck that club Queen. East insists
at spades and you win in hand.
Something tells you not to play a diamond and you have learned
to listen to your instincts when you are in the zone. And your
instincts tell you to beware of those diamonds, to avoid this
inviting finesse, too easy in fact.
Maybe East had a stiff club Queen? Maybe he has a 4441 hand.
You play the club ace to see what will happen: East plays the
King. You thank him silently, you cash the club Jack,
discarding a diamond from dummy, East doing the same.
The original hands were maybe like this:
Dummy
Q109x
AKJ8
AQx
8x
West
East
8x(x) Jxx(x)
9x(xx) Q10x(xx)
(?)xx(x) (?)xx(x)
10xxx
KQ
You
AKx
6x
7xx
AJ7xx
And we are now here:
Dummy
Q10
AK8
AQ
--
West
East
x(x) J(x)
x(xx) 10x(x)
(?)xx(x) (?)xx(x)
10x
--
You
A
x
7xx
7x
You now play the spade ace, all following. Spades were then 3-3.
Dummy
Q
AK8
AQ
--
West
East
--
--
x(xx)
10x(x)
(?)xx(x)
(?)xx(x)
10x
--
You
-
x
7xx
7x
You now play a heart to the Ace, all following. On the spade
Queen, East pitches a diamond. You discard a club, West doing
the same as you. King of hearts and a heart now endplay East,
West discarding another club.
The position is now:
Dummy
--
---
AQ
--
West
East
---
--
--
--
(?)x
(?)x
--
--
You
--
--
7x
--
East, endplayed for the 3rd and last time, has to play a
diamond, giving you 2 tricks in dummy and +430. Looking at the
cards, you notice that the diamond king was with East. You were
right then to resist the diamond finesse. And this discovery
augments your euphoria. If the king had been under AQ, you
would have been disappointed, it would have been to easy a play,
accessible to all those finesse maniacs.
You pick up your cards, 10 vertical and 3 horizontal, you
replace them in their original position and hold them in your
right hand, as usual and always in the same manner: thumb
towards you, index on the left side of the pack, 4th
finger on the right, middle and 3rd finger holding the cards.
When you approach your hand from the board, the 4th
finger leaves the cards and sticks in air (like an English lady
having tea at Harrod’s), you put the 3rd finger on the board,
the index applies some pressure on the middle of the pack so it
is easier to slide the cards in the board. Once the front end
of the pack is introduced in the slim casing, the index stays on
top of the pack and the thumbs pushes the cards into the
casing.
This ritual after, always the same, responds to the ritual
before and maintains you in this special state.
You get up from the table, without effort, like if you were
elsewhere. In fact, you are elsewhere, you are in this state of
grace, this seventh heaven reserved to bridge players: this
diamond King offside has justified your line of play and you
know this is the reason why you play bridge, for this elation of
the mind, this ecstasy of the intelligence, when you have
resisted the easy play, when you resisted to laziness, when you
have courageously counted, counted and counted.
You don’t look at the traveling sheet, it is without interest
really. You walk toward the next table, as light as your
convention card… that you hold between the thumb and the index.
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