Dave- Did you hear about the new Money Bridge On-line tournament for 20 million dollars?

Blue-  Nooo….it sounds really good.

Dave- The winner gets 20 dollars a year for a million years!


 A man is playing bridge, and sees a sign that says: If You Have A Gambling Problem call 1-800-GAMBLING. So the man calls the hotline and says, «I am playing 4 spades, Dummy has AKX Qxxx xxx xxxx, and I have ….what should I do?»


 Two old on-line bridge players:

“My memory is gone Mildred, so I changed my BBO password to “Incorrect.” That way when I log in with the wrong password, the computer will tell me… “Your password is incorrect.”