– My love would you like to stay in bed, watch movies and eat popcorn?
– Yes! of course!!!
– Ok bye! I’m going to play bridge with my friends!

Two bridge players are playing a tournament in a club when two masked men with guns enter to the game room. Quickly one of them gives the other U$S 100.

– What’s this?
– the dinner I owe you

Two friends in the bridge club.

– I see you are worried. Is something wrong?
– Yes I have to tell you something very important.
– So tell me, we are close friends.
– Not here… it’s a secret and someone can hear us.

They come out of the club and the friend says:
– I had a problem with the game and I lost 6000 dolars.
– Well do not worry man I will not tell anyone.