Bridge & Humor: You are always smiling at the bridge table
On 27 February, 2014 At 9:00
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SO SWEET: “You must be such a lovely person to play with. I notice you are always smiling at the bridge table.”
“I smile all the time because I haven’t the slightest idea what’s going on.”
MORE BRIDGE LOGIC
– You know you really shouldn’t worry so much. It’s affecting your bridge.
– But you don’t understand. Worrying really works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen!
– I noticed you were late to bridge this afternoon.
– I was only late because they started before I got there!
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Sitting at a bridge table doesn’t make you a bridge player, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
THERE’S NOBODY ELSE
The jealous bridge player asked his partner: “Are you sure there’s nobody else?”
To which his partner replied: “Of course there’s nobody else. Do you think I’d be playing with a dill like you if there were?”
JUST IN CASE YOU THINK YOU KNOW IT ALL
You should never stop studying, no matter how many times you win. Garozzo
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