Bridge & Humor: You are always smiling at the bridge table

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You must be such a lovely person to play with…

By Ana Roth
On 27 February, 2014 At 9:00

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SO SWEET: “You must be such a lovely person to play with. I notice you are always smiling at the bridge table.”

“I smile all the time because I haven’t the slightest idea what’s going on.”


MORE BRIDGE LOGIC

– You know you really shouldn’t worry so much. It’s affecting your bridge.

– But you don’t understand. Worrying really works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen!


ARRIVING LATE

– I noticed you were late to bridge this afternoon.

– I was only late because they started before I got there!


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Sitting at a bridge table doesn’t make you a bridge player, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.


THERE’S NOBODY ELSE

The jealous bridge player asked his partner: “Are you sure there’s nobody else?”

To which his partner replied: “Of course there’s nobody else. Do you think I’d be playing with a dill like you if there were?”


JUST IN CASE YOU THINK YOU KNOW IT ALL

You should never stop studying, no matter how many times you win. Garozzo

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