Bridge & Humor: Short Jokes
On 18 January, 2014 At 12:27
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Joe: I hate my Partner
Sam: Why don’t you find another one?
Joe: No use. Changing partners is like changing cabins on the Titanic.
A man was playing bridge with his father, who had not played bridge in years. On the first hand the father was the dealer and said: Pass. His son said: Dad, you have to use the bidding box. His father picked up the box and whispered into the box: Pass.
A married couple are not speaking to each other after a horrible game and are driving home from a distant bridge tournament. They pass by a field where there are many donkeys. The husband breaks the silence by asking the wife: “Relatives of yours”? “Yes” she says, “In-laws”.
Joe: Notice any improvement since last year?
Sam: You combed your hair, didn’t you?
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