Bridge & Humor: Computer Trouble

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A man enters a computer store.

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Computer trouble During a World Bridge Teams Championship

A man enters a computer store.

I want to buy a computer

Certainly Sir, what kind of computer do you have in mind?

The very best you have, money’s no object

Well Sir, I can highly recommend this one. Is our very latest and will work out the answer to any problem you care to name. Would you like a demonstration?

Yes. Ask it where my father is now and what’s he doing

The man types the question and the machine answers: Your father is in the World Bridge Teams Championship, playing 7NT vulnerable doubled and redoubled.

I don’t think much of that, my father died 20 years ago

Oh, Sir I am sorry, I must have made a mistake in my typing, let’s have another try

OK…said the man

This was the new answer: Your father is in the World Bridge Teams Championship, and has just gone down three in 7NT vulnerable doubled and redoubled. Your mother’s husband died 20 years ago.

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